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  What movie did you walk out on when a jw? Have you seen it since? What changed?

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  ok i walked out on austin powers because i thought it was so crude and god dishonoring.

  since the fade i think it is very funny, still not a favorite but not the end of the world either.

  any movies that were a big sin are nothing now?

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  I never walked out of a movie when I was a dub. My teenage dub friends and I watched R movies too. We were such naughty little dubbies.

  My dub mom, on the other hand, almost never watches movies. But my sister (an exdub and just a little bit malicious) recently gave her the DVD, "Pirates of the Caribbean." My mother watched it and told me she was never so frightened in her life. I laughed and told her to never, but never, watch "Jaws," "Alien(s)," or "The Exorcist." I think they would scare her to death.
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  So, my husband would not even meet the elders who just happened to drop by this morning.

  by Julia Orwell in

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  he stayed inside and kept going about his business like they weren't even there.

  i engaged them on the verandah hut politely explained that they'd caught us at a bad time as we were doing a big cleanup of the house.

  the elders had even bought a pack of chocolate cookies around, so they were expecting to be invited in and offered coffee.

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  They offer a package of cookies in exchange for your freedom and peace of mind.

  What cheapskates! I'll bet those cookies weren't even homemade.
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  missing the JWD glory days

  by fresh prince of ohio in

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  don't get me wrong, this forum currently has plenty of interesting discussions and posters, but, for those of you who weren't on the old jwd board in the early-to-mid-00s, man...i'm sorry but you really missed out on the glory years of this forum.

  it was really a special, unique place then.

  again, not dissing the current, but, that huge exciting wave of ex-jw internet activity that occurred in the early part of this century seems to have leveled off.

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  5go: " I have seen people come and go (heck I have) but really there wasn't any glory day. "

  Check out the archives and "The Best Of" section located on the home page. There were some mighty battles fought between the exdubs and dubs. Better minds than mine have made the WTS and dubs look like idiots using the WTS's own publications and simple logic.

  When I first came to this site in '06 (I think), I spent hours going through the early years (2000 to 2005). It's worth the trouble.
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  missing the JWD glory days

  by fresh prince of ohio in

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  don't get me wrong, this forum currently has plenty of interesting discussions and posters, but, for those of you who weren't on the old jwd board in the early-to-mid-00s, man...i'm sorry but you really missed out on the glory years of this forum.

  it was really a special, unique place then.

  again, not dissing the current, but, that huge exciting wave of ex-jw internet activity that occurred in the early part of this century seems to have leveled off.

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  Simon started a thread today in which he says he's planning to install a pm notification feature soon. And I think I remember his posting a month or two ago that he's working on an upgrade of the entire site.

  Patience, Grasshopper.
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  Atheism IS a religion! My profound apologies to Xians.

  by return of parakeet in

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  in the course of my continuing research on why believers insist that atheists are religious, i stumbled upon a website (link below) that proves beyond any doubt that atheism is a religion.

  you can imagine my chagrin upon discovering that i, as an atheist, belong to a religion after all.

  i'm not exactly a member in good standing yet, but i'll work on it as hard as i can.

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  Difference between dogs and cats:

  Dogs: They feed me, pet me, and love me. They must be GODS!

  Cats: They feed me, pet me, and love me. I must be a GOD!

  Yes, I'm derailing my own thread, but I think my point's been made. Free-for-all, everybody!
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  Atheism IS a religion! My profound apologies to Xians.

  by return of parakeet in

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  in the course of my continuing research on why believers insist that atheists are religious, i stumbled upon a website (link below) that proves beyond any doubt that atheism is a religion.

  you can imagine my chagrin upon discovering that i, as an atheist, belong to a religion after all.

  i'm not exactly a member in good standing yet, but i'll work on it as hard as i can.

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  Estephan: " In that case I think you should worship cats..... "

  That's already been done by the Egyptians.
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  Atheism IS a religion! My profound apologies to Xians.

  by return of parakeet in

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  in the course of my continuing research on why believers insist that atheists are religious, i stumbled upon a website (link below) that proves beyond any doubt that atheism is a religion.

  you can imagine my chagrin upon discovering that i, as an atheist, belong to a religion after all.

  i'm not exactly a member in good standing yet, but i'll work on it as hard as i can.

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  talesin: " I, myself, am a tree hugger ! "

  Tree hugger? Infidel! You have strayed from the true path of Pastafarianism.

  I call upon all atheist soldiers of the Church of the FSM to march in a crusade against this heresy! We will return carrying our shields or being carried upon them!

  After we eliminate the tree-huggers, then we'll go after the ... (dare I say it?) ... VEGETARIANS!
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  Hello everyone it has been a very very very long time !

  by oldflame in

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  just popped in i heard about lady lee leaving and wanted to say bye but i guess they closed that thread .

  any old timers still around ?.

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  Hi oldflame. I started on the forum about two years after you did (the new name is a result of forgetting my password). Blondie is still here. Leolaia, Farkel, and a few other old-timers visit here once in a while.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses submission to the United Nations | July 2013 Human Rights session

  by jwleaks in

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  jw leaks has published an advanced copy of a submission in relation to jehovahs witnesses in kyrgyzstan lodged with the united nations human rights committee session to be held in july 2013.. this submission, dated april 24, 2013, was made by the european association of jehovahs christian witnesses.. www.jwleaks.org/human-rights/.

  executive summary of the submission .

  this submission to the human rights committee (the committee) on kyrgyzstan highlights violations of the following provisions of the international covenant on civil and political rights (the covenant):.

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  Whatever happened to the dubs' belief that Jehovah will right all wrongs, that "vengeance" is his alone?
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  Atheism IS a religion! My profound apologies to Xians.

  by return of parakeet in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in the course of my continuing research on why believers insist that atheists are religious, i stumbled upon a website (link below) that proves beyond any doubt that atheism is a religion.

  you can imagine my chagrin upon discovering that i, as an atheist, belong to a religion after all.

  i'm not exactly a member in good standing yet, but i'll work on it as hard as i can.

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  Still laughing at that video, Talesin.

  The pure atheist religion is already being splintered into warring sects! Someday we'll be as fragmented as the Christians.